My Cold Is Finally Gone So I Can Resume My Questionable Lifestyle Choices

First she's like....

And then she's all like....

I Knew That Mixing Beer and Champagne Was A Bad Idea

When It's Right It's Right

Thinking 'bout you's working up my appetite. Gonna eat another bag of this turkish delight.

Can I Borrow Your Stapler?

Today is the first day that Mr. Bunndini is officially working from home full time. All the time. Forever and ever. No one asked me how my weekend was, I may still be wearing sweatpants and my work efficiency has increased to such a rate that I'm knocking off early to have a late lunch at Slickity Jim's with a pal. Even the sound of leaf blowers outside my window cannot dull my mood.

It's Actually Pronounced JIF

By All Means Move At A Glacial Pace Power Washer Dude, You Know How That Thrills Me.

Reasons for being angry today:

1. Snot

2. Leaf blowers

3. Power washers

4. Relentless mysterious banging noises

5. Asshole babies crying downstairs

6. Dead bamboo

7. Rain

8. Midge bites that still itch after a week

9. Paper cuts

10. The US postal service

Reasons for not being angry today:

1. Pandas

Whoa

His pageant name is Stanley "Debonair" McIntyre and his pie hole is ram jammed with a shit ton of fluffy gowns and accessories.

Please Don't Take The Remote

It's the only thing holding me together right now. 

I Said Das Hemd Das Klempt And I Really Meant It

The saga of the midge bites continues but with the help of anti-histamines and lanacane the itching has subsided to a manageable level.  I do however have a map of tiny red scabs all over my legs that are not particularly attractive but I think if I connect them all with a pen that a beautiful drawing of the virgin mary will appear. Dog bless America.

I Clean My Gun And Dream Of Galveston

In the continuing series of unedited photos taken from the back seat of a moving car I present you with a road trip from Houston to the bustling mecca of Galveston Texas: