Can I Borrow Your Stapler?

Today is the first day that Mr. Bunndini is officially working from home full time. All the time. Forever and ever. No one asked me how my weekend was, I may still be wearing sweatpants and my work efficiency has increased to such a rate that I'm knocking off early to have a late lunch at Slickity Jim's with a pal. Even the sound of leaf blowers outside my window cannot dull my mood.