By All Means Move At A Glacial Pace Power Washer Dude, You Know How That Thrills Me.

Reasons for being angry today:

1. Snot

2. Leaf blowers

3. Power washers

4. Relentless mysterious banging noises

5. Asshole babies crying downstairs

6. Dead bamboo

7. Rain

8. Midge bites that still itch after a week

9. Paper cuts

10. The US postal service

Reasons for not being angry today:

1. Pandas