Potato Tattoo On My Forehead

Mr. Bunndini is waiting at his desk for a conference call that is now 56 minutes late. The sun has not hit the patio yet but in 2-5 hours I intend to fully focus my attention on napping on the couch out there.

I'm Talking To You Mr. Repeatedly Rev Your Engine At 6am For No Apparent Reason

Take The Day Off Dr. Stapler

My Cold Is Finally Gone So I Can Resume My Questionable Lifestyle Choices

First she's like....

And then she's all like....

I Knew That Mixing Beer and Champagne Was A Bad Idea

When It's Right It's Right

Thinking 'bout you's working up my appetite. Gonna eat another bag of this turkish delight.

Can I Borrow Your Stapler?

Today is the first day that Mr. Bunndini is officially working from home full time. All the time. Forever and ever. No one asked me how my weekend was, I may still be wearing sweatpants and my work efficiency has increased to such a rate that I'm knocking off early to have a late lunch at Slickity Jim's with a pal. Even the sound of leaf blowers outside my window cannot dull my mood.

It's Actually Pronounced JIF

By All Means Move At A Glacial Pace Power Washer Dude, You Know How That Thrills Me.

Reasons for being angry today:

1. Snot

2. Leaf blowers

3. Power washers

4. Relentless mysterious banging noises

5. Asshole babies crying downstairs

6. Dead bamboo

7. Rain

8. Midge bites that still itch after a week

9. Paper cuts

10. The US postal service

Reasons for not being angry today:

1. Pandas

Whoa

His pageant name is Stanley "Debonair" McIntyre and his pie hole is ram jammed with a shit ton of fluffy gowns and accessories.