Mr. Bunndini does not have a last will and testament because Mr. Bunndini is:
A) Lazy.
B) Prone to fits of ennui.
C) Unable to grasp the concept that his time on this planet is not limitless.
D) A childless bachelor who lives life one day at a time caring only for himself.
E) All of the above.
Ergo in the event that Mr. Bunndini's life is cut short by a cruel twist of fate, a tropical parasite or a runaway taxi please ensure that the following important provisions occur:
1) Play the song 'Fernando' by Abba at the funeral.
2) Repeat above as necessary.
Best Wishes,
Mr. Bunndini
