Napkin Haikus Are The New Knuckle Tattoos

It's cool to write haiku's on bar napkins. All the kids are doing it. These napkins also appear to be very filthy and covered in what looks to be quesadilla detritus.

Please order me another Yuengling. I'll be the one at the jukebox playing all the Heart songs.

Is That You Mr. Sleepypants?

Conkys tail sure is heavy isn't it?