I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter!

 

Mr. Bunndini allegedly starts up the Tuesday night bowling league at Grandview Lanes again in January. This year the team is getting matching shirts with our names embroidered on them but I'm having trouble deciding what my bowling moniker should be. Here is a list of suggestions. Please let me know your top three choices as soon as possible:

• Fingers

• The Hurricane

• Lois Lane

• Lefty

• Strike Tyson

• Hambone

• Walter Sobchak

• The Gobbler

• Barracuda

• Alley McBowl  

• Pee Wee
• The Mole

• Osama Pin Laydown

• Rack Hudson
• Nails

• The Fonz

• Conan The Ballbarian

• Knuckles

• Shrimp Cocktail

• Gutterfingers
• Roxy Bowler

• The Dude

• Muffin
• Sparey Bowlafonte
• Captain Whippy
• Splits McGee