Smells Like A Hamster Cage

I took an informal poll of my nearest and dearest to determine what their least favourite songs of all time are and the results were as follows:

Mr. Bunndini: "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel
Pollyanna: "One Tin Soldier Rides Away"
Dr. Mavis Stapler: "The Little Drummer Boy"
Firepie: "Abracadabra" by the Steve Miller Band
The Commissioner: "Sussudio" by Phil Collins
Jacques Frontenac: "We Built This City" by Jefferson Starship