Il Pleut Comme Vache Qui Pisse

Mr. Bunndini woke up with some serious bitchy hungover pants on this morning and after perusing facebook for a full twelve minutes with my morning coffee I have determined that these are the three things I am least interested about you:

1) The dream you had last night
2) Your pre-natal ultrasound photo
3) How many household chores you have to do this weekend