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Monday, January 10, 2011

Carbohydrate Haiku Of The Day

Despite your acclaim
You have never been inside
A turkey carcass

Stove Top stuffing mix
It's like I've always known you
Simmer five minutes

You are so salty
But I cannot stop myself
Run away with me