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Tonight I ordered myself some chinese from the szechuan place around the corner and when I opened the bag, along with my fried tofu deluxe vegetables and other assorted spicy goodies, there were four sets of chopsticks. Two sets I could understand but four seemed like a purposeful jab at my extreme level of gluttony as someone would have had to evaluate the amount of food I ordered for just myself and surmise that it could only be consumed by a group of four people. On the upside there was also four fortune cookies and none of the fortunes said "you should avoid your scale" or "this week shows potential for growth" - and I checked very carefully as I ate all four of them. Huzzah!