Sunday, August 9, 2015

A Baby Came Out Of Your Vagina. Good For You.


But I'm not baking you a fucking lasagna. 

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Monday, July 27, 2015

It Was Basically Just A Fish Deal With A Bit Of Chit Chat

Monday bad news: 
- broken iPhone screen
- expensive bulb replacement on car
 - humans calling me on the phone asking stupid questions


 Monday good news:
- hummingbirds
- science podcasts
- bacon bits made from coconut

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Nobody Can Eat 50 Eggs


There is a 5-18 hour window of when I will eat a banana after I take it home from the store.