When they run out of Brooklyn Lager at The Rumpus Room.
When someone asks me to help them move.
When Ikea is full of screaming children.
When I'm asked if I want to work for free because it will be "great exposure".
When I first see my white veiny legs in the sun after a long winter.
When my mom tries to talk to me about her sex life.
When I smell my own breath after eating spicy noodles at Sha Lin.
When I get an invite to a baby shower.
When someone tells me that they would be excellent at my job because they have really really great taste in music.
When I run into that person I drunkenly made out with that one time.
