Eggz!

His Stripper Name Is Gumbo Jones

This was me this morning when it became apparent that I would have to go into the office on a sunny stat holiday Friday.

Gingerz Gone WIld

Mr. Bunndini and his pals are going to do a whole lot of nothing this long weekend. Activities may include but are not limited to: drinking beer, drinking beer on patios, chicken wings, napping, walks in the woods, spicy caesars and shoe shopping.

Hedgehog To the Danger Zone

As a general rule I make a habit of avoiding any activities that end in either "-ercise" or "-athon". 

She's An Easy Penguin

Something happened with some chocolate eggs and this jewish guy named Jesus a few years ago and as a result I don't have to work on Friday.  

Every Dogs Crazy 'Bout A Sharp Dressed Clam

It has come to my attention that Dr. Stapler did not bring sufficiently warm clothing on her jaunt to Amsterdam (which is in The Netherlands (not to be confused with Holland)).  

Stop, Plumber Time

One time I installed my own sink and toilet. I also built some bookcases this other time and it is rumoured that I even fixed a garburator or two. Times have changed though because tonight my bedroom door just fell right off it's jamb when I tried to close it and instead of fixing it I wrapped in in home made "police line do not cross" tape and am going to get to it when I get to it (which may be a month from now).

Menace 2 Society

Their Skillz Are Sufficient To Pay Any Billz

Their striper names are (from left to right): Kirby Bucket, Guillermo "Fantasy" Jones, Captain Sanjay Rosenfarb, Peanut Butter Pie and Biggie LaRoux.

The Deuce is Not Loose

PIERRE LE DEUCE (verb, noun): A small angry goat composed purely of cheese who resides in the digestive tract of a human stubbornly hindering ones ability to defecate. Origin 19th century French (antonym in the sense deuce', to deuce' also deucing').


Pierre's favourite music play list:
"Solid As A Rock" by Ashford and Simpson
"Push It" by Salt-n-Pepa
"I Can't Go For That" by Hall & Oates
"Linger" by The Cranberries
"Backfield In Motion" by Mel and Tim
"The Waiting" by Tom Petty
"Like A Rock" by Bob Segar
"Wishing and Hoping" by Dusty Springfield
"It Ain't Easy" by Three Dog Night
"You Keep Me Hanging On" by The Supremes