Saturday, July 20, 2013
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
That Pickle Had It Coming
I vote we change the name of Main Street to 'Rife With Unflattering Super High Waisted Short Shorts Street'.
Monday, July 15, 2013
Sunday, July 14, 2013
Friday, July 12, 2013
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together
You got your kitten in my mushroom.
You got your mushroom on my kitten.
Thursday, July 11, 2013
My Fancy New Espresso Machine Is Going to Give Me An Aneurism
I had three double cappuccinos this morning and the heart palpitations are just starting to subside.
Monday, July 8, 2013
The World Is All Topsy Turvy
How is it possible that I made it to such an advanced age and did now know that Grimace, the blobby eggplant-hued McDonalds character, is supposed to be representative of a TASTE BUD. What what?
Friday, July 5, 2013
Thursday, July 4, 2013
His Stripper Name Is Ronaldo "Uncle Samantha" Washington
And he is going to be drinking American beer and eating grilled jerk chicken on the beach like no nobodies business later today
Monday, July 1, 2013
Touchdown
This is pretty much all I did this long weekend if the beagle is me and the ball is beer successfully entering my mouth.
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