Pacific Buffet

Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls

I Never Don't Regret Eating Butter Chicken

There Must Be A Sale On Bonker Juice

Because everyone I have talked to today has been drinking a shit ton of it.

Hey Tuesday You Would Be Well Advised To Grant Me A Wide Berth

Mr. Bunndini is still super grumpy and trying not to tell everyone to fuck off constantly all day via email, text, telepathy and in-person communications. 

Extreme bad mood/general malaise may be caused by several factors including but not limited to:

1. Less than stellar weather

2. Lack of Mavis Stapler

3. Fruit flies

4. Unsatisfying work interactions

5. Possible Mavis Stapler withdrawal

6. Slow leak on bike tire (just stop dicking around and go flat already!)

Today I Hate Everyone

How was your weekend?

That Is Not An Age Appropriate Response

First World Problems

Thankfully this is the last year I will have to see this view. After 6 years it was getting fairly lackluster and the drive was killing me.

Cooper on the other hand is the exact opposite of lackluster.

And he knows it.