Ferry Across The Mersey

In the 38 minutes I was in Manchester I missed a train, saw an old drunk guy get kicked off a bus to Blackpool and pull down his pants in protest and ate a very weird bag of roast beef flavoured crisps.

Next stop Liverpool:

Where the skies are grey and you can't understand anyone's accents.

But they probably couldn't understand mine either.

The view from my hotel room was almost as good as all the fish and chips I ate.

Mushy peas are a revelation.

Love will tear us apart again.

Hereford makes mediocre cider but I'm not mad at them.

Not as good as the new Blur album.

Dance dance dance dance dance to the radio.

This guy definitely was one of the blokes puking in the bin well before the sun set.

Congo like no one's watching.

We all live in a yellow submarine.

Ringo lived on this street allegedly.

I think he has since moved.

Tacky graffiti forever.

There are 18 different kinds of souvenir t-shirts to be purchased here.

London Kills Me

From one set of grey cloudy skies to another but today with less fish and chips and more fresh ocean smell.

Think Of The Children

Please can we just once and for all stop using the phrases "bucket list" and "hump day"?

When Doobies Attack!

Classic Strut And Poop

Where The Hell Is That Turkey Sandwich When You Really Need It?

A Friend With Weed Is A Friend Indeed

More Random 4am Insomnia Thoughts

1. I will not use the term "boyfriend" again. At my advanced age it seems untoward and immature. From now on future romantic partners will instead be forever referred to as "my gentleman lover" or "Juan Carlos" (regarding of his actual name).

2. Someone should make a corn dog that instead of a wiener has a banana in the middle. 

3. To me there is no difference between using a dryer sheet and not using one. This may actually be a huge conspiracy that nobody is talking about.

4. I may have just publicly blown the lid right off the dryer sheet conspiracy. If I mysterious disappear without a trace you know who did it.

Classic Presentation

It's raining and my hangover is 43-72% gone but I'm still not getting off the couch for another hour. #nojudgement 

My Taters Are My Motivators